CORNY PICK UP LINES!



Corny pick up lines? Flirting jokes? Cute love sayings? We have all heard them; most of us have used them, and some of us just don't know the point of them. Yes, they are the dreaded or not so dreaded banter of men on the hunt. Whatever happened to, "hi, my name is blah, can I buy you a drink?" The one-liner that used to work isn't so creative anymore, but some of them are sure to have you laughing, crying or just plain mad. We'd like to add to this list, and we invite you to write in and submit your own, very favorite corny pick up lines.


  • You must be tired ~ you've been running through my mind all night.



  • They really should re-arrange the alphabet ~ to put U and I together.


  • I'm lost ~ can you give me directions to your heart?
  • Don't you remember me? ~ I've met you in my dreams.
  • You've dropped something ~ my jaw.
  • There's something wrong with my eyes ~ I can't take them off of you.
  • Cupid said to stand here.
  • Did it hurt? ~ when you fell from heaven!
  • I think heaven is missing an angel!
  • Are you free tonight ~ or is it going to cost me?
  • You're hot ~ but can you tell me what your friend is drinking?
  • You smell like chocolate ~ do you taste like it too?
  • Hate to see you walk away ~ but love to watch you leave!
  • I forgot my number ~ can I have yours?
  • Can I buy you a drink ~ or do you just want the money?
  • Do you know what time it is? ~ It's time to give me your number
  • What did you say you wanted for breakfast?
  • You look like that actress from my favorite movie.
  • The sky has no stars tonight ~ they are all in your eyes!
  • You must be from Tennessee ~ you are the only TEN I SEE!
  • What's your name? Anita ~ Anita? Yes, I need a drink, you buying?
  • You're salt ~ I'm pepper, we go together.
  • I just thought I'd act retarded ~ you look like a special girl.
  • You need to up your daily dose of vitamin ME.
  • I tried to send you something sexy to drink, but the bartender told me to get my dumbass out of the glass.
  • My beer goggles must have fogged ~ you look better now than you did an hour ago.
  • You aren't the prettiest girl/hottest guy in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.




  • So there you have it, twenty-seven corny pickup lines from around the world. Want to add to this list? We'd love to see it ~ just write us and we will pick the best ones to go into a future follow-up page in Funfest.

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